In Uncategorized on December 21, 2013 at 6:44 pm
Walking down the street and have to take a shit with no place to go.
Introducing The Poop Tent.
Just flip open the handy collapsible tent, and your sturdy Travel Toilet, and you’re shitting in the privacy of your own public bathroom.
In public, In private.
No more begging restaurants or paying those exorbitant stall fees for you.
Act now and we’ll throw in an extra Poop Tent absolutely free,
Just pay separate shitting and handling.
Toilet paper and Flush water not included.
In Uncategorized on December 21, 2013 at 6:04 pm
Still searching for the those last minute Christmas gifts?
Well have I got news for you.
Introducing, The Butter Buddy.
Kind of like a stapler.
Kind of like a Pez dispenser.
Exactly like a shitty “As seen on TV product”.
Just load it up with your favorite butter or margarine, tilt the rocker head back and the “Butter Buddy” dispenses a perfect pad of your favorite spread EVERY TIME!!!
Act now and we’ll throw in three additional Butterface heads at no extra charge.
In Uncategorized on December 21, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Rudolph the red nose reindeer was really a drug addict. His parents were trying to hide it from everyone but Rudolph just couldn’t resist getting high before the reindeer games and everyone found out when that black shit fell off his coke nose and he had to leave town in shame. Then he ran into that elf that only wanted to be a dentist so he could write drug prescriptions and huff Nitris, until they run into former addict and substance abuse counselor Yukon Cornelius who talks them into going to the island of Misfit Toys that was actually a rehab, but Rudolph can’t resist his addiction and has to bail so as not to influence his friends into relapsing, and because he’s on the run from the Abominable Snowman drug dealer kingpin. Finally after years of living on the streets Rudolph finally gets over his addiction and decides to return home only to find out the Abominable Snowman has been pimping out Clarice to pay for Rudolph’s debt. So now Rudolph has to save the day and busts into the Snowman’s liar like Christian Slater in True Romance, only to get his ass kicked and forcing Yukon Cornelius to once again, save his ass, and everyone lived happily ever after with Rudolph pulling Santa’s sleigh through a “snowstorm” every year for community service.