Liquid Plummer

Why they will never get it.

In Uncategorized on December 7, 2014 at 1:50 pm

It’s only been 50+ years since the civil rights movement began to allow access to desegregated higher education and jobs that can lead to and improved standard of living allowing for an enriched, healthy and supportive life style.

Do you really think 50 years of essentially starting from zero when it comes to access to upward mobility is going automatically put an oppressed population in the same educational and economic environment as the population that has had consistent access to those advantages?

There is no way around the argument that a portion of the population in this country has had a lasting and established advantage and access to affluence, by about a 500 year head start, that aren’t refused access to jobs and education based on the color of their skin.

I guess I wrote this because I see people aligning or comparing their situation with the situation of those that have been oppressed by 500 years of slavery, discrimination and institutional racism and I think the aforementioned aren’t considering the aspect of the argument I’ve outlined above.

Like I’ve said before, I believe there is an overwhelming environment of the powerful vs the less powerful that prefer to instigate squabbling over who is to blame, when the blame, should be directed by the less powerful, towards the powerful, instead of the less powerful blaming each other.

If you think I’m wrong or inaccurate please tell me why.

The Poop Tent

In Uncategorized on December 21, 2013 at 6:44 pm

Walking down the street and have to take a shit with no place to go?

Introducing The Poop Tent.

Just flip open the handy collapsible tent and your sturdy Travel Toilet, and you’re shitting in the privacy of your own public bathroom, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE!!!

No more begging restaurants or paying those exorbitant stall fees for you.

Act now and we’ll throw in an extra Poop Tent absolutely free,

Just pay separate shitting and handling.


Toilet paper and Flush water not included.

The Butter Buddy

In Uncategorized on December 21, 2013 at 6:04 pm

Still searching for the those last minute Christmas gifts?

Well have I got news for you.

Introducing, The Butter Buddy.

Kind of like a stapler.

Kind of like a Pez dispenser.

Exactly like a shitty “As seen on TV product”.

Just load it up with your favorite butter or margarine, tilt the rocker head back and the “Butter Buddy” dispenses a perfect pad of your favorite spread EVERY TIME!!!

Act now and we’ll throw in three additional Butterface heads at no extra charge.



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